Tom and I were off to Las Vegas to attend his dad's funeral, and Nana and Papa were watching the kids. They were talking about death at the dinner table when Taylor asked, "Are you going to do die too? Because you sure look old." ~ March 3, 2011
Taylor told me how some boys at school mixed their chocolate milk and apple juice, and I could tell she was absolutely DISGUSTED by this and couldn't understand why they'd do it. I told her, "You remember how Ryan (her cousin) would burp and fart all the time. It's just what boys do." She replied, "I think Jesus made them wrong." ~ March 1, 2011
"Mom, I'm one of Ms. Fontana's Sweethearts." "Why is that?" "Because she called me sweetheart today." ~ August 2010
Taylor told me how some boys at school mixed their chocolate milk and apple juice, and I could tell she was absolutely DISGUSTED by this and couldn't understand why they'd do it. I told her, "You remember how Ryan (her cousin) would burp and fart all the time. It's just what boys do." She replied, "I think Jesus made them wrong." ~ March 1, 2011
"Mom, I'm one of Ms. Fontana's Sweethearts." "Why is that?" "Because she called me sweetheart today." ~ August 2010
She was having a hard time putting her boot on and was stomping her foot. Papa noticed and said, "Taylor, you're putting your boot on the wrong foot." Taylor replied, "They made these stupid boots wrong." ~ November 17, 2009
As I'm wiping the cinnamon roll off her race, "Be careful. You don't wanna wipe Taylor Orme off." ~ August 31,2009
Ryan contradicted something Taylor said, so she replied, "Well you think so, pretty boy; then dance with me." ~ August 25, 2009
Taylor looked in the potty after dropping toilet paper in there and said, "Mom, my toilet paper looks like a dinosaur. It looks like Corrythosaurus. It's got a crest on its head." ~ August 22, 2009
Taylor told Cynthia, "I can hear Jesus and Satan talking to me, but I don't listen to Satan. Right, now, I'm listening to Jesus, and he's telling me to eat my cereal." ~ July 31, 2009
"Dad, Shelby won't give me the cunthee (i.e. Whoopee) cushion, so I can put it under someone's butt." ~ June 6, 2009
"I wasn't born in a house. I was born on the street." ~ June 2009
In a ghostly voice, "Looooooook, Mom." Then in her normal voice, she asked me, "Who said that?" Playing along, I said, "I don't know." She replied, "It was me ... I even scared myself." ~ April 25, 2009
After hearing my remark on a dangerous and illegal driver, Taylor commented, "Some people's brains don't work for driving." Amen!!! ~ March 16, 2009
"What one am I going to do today ... paint or colorful explosuration? ... Colorful explosuration." (i.e. Color Explosion markers) ~ January 27, 2009
"Where's your eye tray? Where's your eye pan? What is this called?" I replied, "Your eyelid." ~ January 14, 2009
After checking to make sure the playroom was completely picked up, "Cleanerrific." ~ November 30, 2008
"Look at the moon right there. It looks like a fingernail cut off." ~ November 29, 2008
While watching me change Declan's diaper for the first time, she asked, "Mom, why does he have a tongue down there?" ~ August 9, 2008
Taylor loved standing and pretending to be a statue in these alcoves at the top of the stairs outside the Salt Lake Temple where everybody takes pictures. We had to get her down from the alcove to take pictures, but she was standing near the top with Tom during the pictures, so it drove her nuts being so close to the alcoves, yet unable to go stand in them. She kept asking to go back and finally in an attempt to get Tom to take her back to the alcoves, she told him, "Turn around big boy." ~ June 21, 2008
Taylor was throwing a fit about going out to eat with family, and Madison was trying to get her to go inside. Taylor told her, "Can you see my attitude? My mom can see my attitude." ~ June 20, 2008
"Mom, we should name the baby Tersa." "Tersa? We'll have to talk to Dad about that." "How about we name the baby, Beautiful and Stylish?" ~ April 10, 2008
"Mom, get rid of that coproach." ~ February 28, 2008
I was on the computer, and Taylor was playing with our musical instruments. She gave me one and told me we needed to practice. After the practice ended, she told me, "Mom, we need to go to practice.com. I know where it is." It definitely shows that she was born in the age of the Internet; there's a .com for everything. ~ February 28, 2008
Taylor saw me after my shower with a towel on my head. "Mom, you're a maranamocker." "What's that?' "It's when you have something on your head that makes you look silly." ~ February 22, 2008
"Mom, I dumped the water out on acci-didn't." ~ February 8, 2008
Taylor got put in timeout for kicking and making noises in her bed while she and Shelby were supposed to be going to sleep. In frustration, she told me, "Mom, get away!!!! You're ruining my Valentine's Day." ~ February 8, 2008
"Mom ... Mom!! Payden's so heavy that she's making me lose my muscles." ~ January 15, 2008
We were in the wall decor part of Hobby Lobby when Taylor said, "Look at this place. Straight up Mexico though." ~ December 4, 2007
Taylor was trying to get help with something and then suddenly got really upset. "Mom, right now my poo thinks I'm on the potty, but I'm not." ~ November 28, 2007
Taylor looked up Tom's nose and remarked, "Moms and dads have hair in their noses, and kids have boogers." ~ November 19, 2007
We got a new cereal for the girls, so Taylor asked, "What are those?" "Corn Pops." "Well, some people call them Finger Pops." ~ November 15, 2007
"Mom, I saw a mean rolly-polly." "There aren't mean ones." "He is mean. I saw his eyebrows go like this," and she furrowed her brows. ~ October 24, 2007
There's a toy commercial with a jingle that sings, "The fun never ends." Taylor's version: "With her knucker pants." She's declared it's her favorite commercial. ~ October 2007
"Dad, what are those?" pointing to the buttons for her Crocs. "I don't know." "Are they cam-walking-bubs?" ~ October 7, 2007
"Mom, we need to buy cat costumes. One for me. One for Payden. One big one for Shelby. One big one for you, and one FAT one for my daddy." ~ October 2, 2007
"Dad, I wanna go to Zero?" (i.e. Sea World) ~ 2007
Taylor saw the older gentleman that teaches her in nursery and then looked up and noticed he had gone. "Mom, where's the prophet that's in my class?" ~ 2007
"Mom, where's the other turtle-loop?" (i.e. top) ~ 2007
"Mom, I want some oakmeal for breakfast." ~ 2007
"Taylor, why is there poo on your bucket?" "Because Shelby farted." ~ 2007
"Taylor, what's on your dress?" "Colka dots." ~ 2007
